G D C
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
G D C
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
G D C
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
G D C
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
G D C
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
G D C
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
G D
If I had a million dollars
C D
I'd buy your love
Chorus
C D G
If I had a million dollars
E C
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
C D G
If I had million dollars
E C
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
C D G
If I had million dollars
E
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there
C (hold)
somewhere
D (hold)
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
(play verse chord
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
Verse
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
Chorus
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, wed just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
Verse
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars
Id buy your love
Chorus
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
I wish I had a million dollars :(. if you would like to send me a million dollars or corrections e-mail
groovy_dude_52@hotmail.com
