B7              D7             A7

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
B7           D7           A7

Alcohol, a party time necessity
B7            D7            A7             F#M

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
D                E                         A       E A E

Oh alcohol I still drink to your health

Chorus:

A E         F#M

I love you more,
           B                 D

Than I did the week before
A                 E

I discovered alcohol

Thats what Im talking about

Verse:

Forget the cafe lattes
Screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you
A G and T for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve
Like my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

Chorus:

I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Bridge 1:

F#M

Oh alcohol
 D             E         F#M

Would you please forgive me
                  D         E     F#M

For while I cannot love myself
D         E             A    E A

Ill use something else

Bridge 2:

A/G#

I thought that alcohol was 
G                   F#m              A
Just for those with nothing else to do
               A/G#             G 
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was 
F                    A
A waste of precious booze
            A/G#              G    
But now I know that there's a time and there's a 
F                  A
Place where I can choose
            A/G#              G
To walk the fine line between self control 
     D      E
and self abuse

Play verse chords except at lst D7 keep with that chord till chorus

(Chanting) Go, go go go go go

Chorus
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Would you please ignore
That you found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole

Bridge 1:

Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
Ill use something else

Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?