A                         D
If you're taking a shower, you can borrow my bathrobe
E                    G                                                 Gm
And when I'm asleep, I dream you move in next week" 
                       A
I crumple the note and save it to put inside my

Chorus 
D           A
Shoe box (shoe box)
                  Bm A G
Shoe box of lies

Verse
It's under my bed, it's never been read
It's in with my school stuff and my mom never cleans there
From my first little fib, when I still wore a bib
To my latest attempt at pretending I'm someone
He's not seventeen, and doesn't know what you mean
When talk turns to single malts or stilton or my

Chorus
Shoe box (shoe box)
Shoe box of lies
Shoe box (shoe box)
Shoe box of lies



Bridge
G   A                         G       A                             G
Did somebody tell you this is how it's supposed to be? 
           A                    Bm           G          D             A
Or are you just finding you don't want any more from me?

Verse
Was it something I said or was it something you read
That's making me think that I should never have come here
I can offer you lies, I can tell you goodbye
I can tell you I'm sorry, but I can't tell the truth, dear
And what if I could-would it do any good?
'Cause you'll never get to see the contents of my

Chorus
Shoe box (shoe box)
Shoe box of lies
Shoe box (shoe box)
Shoe box of lies

Bridge
You're so nineteen-ninety, and it's nineteen-ninety-four
Leave this world behind me 'cause you don't want me anymore

Outro

 D A Bm G for a couple of times